Leave me out of this, please. For one thing, I'm not even a "he", despite DDL's apparent lack of perception concerning appearances. Secondly, I don't actually remember having done anything remotely disturbing to DDL, unless you consider telling people to play UT2k3 a criminal offense. Third, if you have something against UT2k3, go pick on UT2k3, not me. Thanks. Bye. If you don't cease and desist, I will have federal agents take action against you, and you could be sent to the Purgatorian Detention Facility on Purgatory, where they will reprogram your personality and turn you into a cybernetic human.

Also, I come to bury Microsoft, not to praise it. What follows is a set of observations I have made about execrable, lackluster flakes. Those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to bear witness to the plain, unvarnished truth have no right to complain when it and its apologists keep us perennially behind the eight ball. I shall do my utmost to fight for our freedom of speech. To be more pedantic about it, Microsoft does not merely declare that it is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. It does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically.

Let me put it this way: Microsoft's snow jobs are the epitome of insensitivity. I challenge it to move from its broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise. Never before have I encountered more bloatedly self-important prose than that which Microsoft produces. Microsoft has lost sight of the lessons of history. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: In order to keep our courage up, we must remove the misunderstanding that it has created in the minds of myriad people throughout the world. And that's just the first step. Remember, Microsoft is reluctant to resolve problems. It always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that my cause is to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that its conjectures have become. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Microsoft's shills often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.

You might object to my claim that I am merely pointing out what I have observed. But bear in mind that I stand by what I've written before, that Microsoft refuses to come to terms with reality. It prefers instead to live in a fantasy world of rationalization and hallucination. I don't object to Microsoft's wheelings and dealings because Microsoft's self-fulfilling prophecies are unilateralism redux. I object because in public, it vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, it never fails to promote the lie of post-structuralism. A final word: There's something severely wrong with this picture.



~pranx0rific DM