Me says he's running out of ideas, and will have some more later. He is also reading over my shoulder so he can correct any mistakes I make in this post. If you haven't already figured it out, he asked me (Not him, me. I, Myself, etc...) to make a chapter. Cest la vie. (SP?)



Chapter Five. (5)

Copper and Wild looked up. "What's your idea, BB?" "Well, I've got this thingummy in my backpack that shows you exactly where rabbits are! Sort of like the maurader's map, only it covers a larger area!" "And how do you operate it?" "Well, you hitch up the gadget to the watchamacallit, then you take the whatsit and-" "All right, you know best. Let's try it." BB reached into the backpack. As usual, it took him several tries. "A backpacks for bunnies pamphlet, a keyboard, a brick, a singularity bomb... Wait a minute... RUN!"



BB dropped the bomb and ran. The other quickly followed suit. BB, being smaller, was soon caught up to. CT grabbed him and threw him over her shoulder, running at the same time. Willit ran up to them and asked BB a question. "Would you have any *puff* things that will help in that backpack by any chance?" BB replied, while bumping up and down on CT, "Why, *bump* I should *bump* have *bump* thought of *bump* that! *bump* Careful, CT! *bump*" BB pulled out a long distance hose and shot water at the bomb. effectively putting it out. They all stopped running, and collapsed on the ground. BB went flying into a tree when his transportation stopped. He lay there dazed, then passed out. Willit was the first to recover. "This might be a good time to try that cake." he said, exhausted. Then Me got up. "Whew, I feel Deja Vu all over. Sure, get it out." Wild Angel, being sensible, replied "That might be hard to do..." "Why?" "Does anyone know what happened to it?" "Good point. We must have dropped it."



After they all revived themselves, BB had another try at the backpack. "I found it! Only it's stuck to something. I'll get it out, don't worry." He stuck a wing into the backpack and quickly withdrew it. "Something in there BIT me! Not you, Me, the I me." Me looked on, worried. "Maybe if we find something to hook it..." BB brightened. "That's it! I'll use my sunglasses, none of you look underneath though, Willit, Me, Copper and Wild busied themselves with a game of marbles while BB tried to get the thingamajig out. Me had made the marbles out of various rocks laying around. At last BB hooked the useful whatsit, brought it out and put his sunglasses back on. "You can look now!" They all turned around, to see BB holding a weird machine and a bunch of robots coming out of his backpack.



They all shouted as one. "Look out behind you!" BB, having fast reflexes, threw off the backpack and lunged behind a rock. The others quickly followed suit. The robots then proceeded to fly all around in seemingly random directions, sometimes crashing into eachother and falling down disabled. "Pass the pop corn," said Willit. "this is a great show. Are thse patented, BB?" "They're not mine, I don't know where they came from" "Well, they make great entertainment.""True, but we should be going" said Copper, turing from the robot's antics. 'Spoil Sport! But you're right, we should. Take a look at the gadgit, Batty." BB then proceeded to do some complicated programming to the machine. At last: "Got it! His house is due north from here." They set off, but not for long.



As soon as they were out of sight of the robots, they ceased their crazy antics and zoomed after them, at 14.5 MPH.



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dniM reveN watched the view plate. Battle 'bots 1 to 14 were headed straight at the fools who had dared to think of stealing his stolen gem. The 'bots would stop them, it was time for his great project, the one that would heighten his intelligence about 100%. He walked into the Sub-Atomic-Photon-Lenient-Intelligence-Nuturing-Gizmo, or SAPLING for short, and pressed the switch. Powered by the 24 caret gem, the machine began feeding Sub-Atomic-Photon (SAP) energy into dniM reveN's brain waves. At last the process was complete, at least the part that he needed to be in the machine for. He stepped out and pressed a few buttons on a control panel. A readout appeared on a screen. {{Operation IQ 75% complete. Intelligence shall be boosted in 5 days time. Meanwhile, your intellect shall be as before, with occasional crazy spurts.}} dniM reveN was pleased. He walked over to the view port again, to see what had been happening with the Battle 'bots.



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The 'bots were very close to the questers now. Their jet engines shut off, to not make any noise, and the 'bots ran after Willit, Me, Copper, BB and Angel the remaining yards, Unfortunately for the bots, Angel heard them. "Don't look now, but the "entertainment" is back and it doesn't look friendly." Ignoring Wild's first command, the others spun around a faced the advancing 'bots. The 'bots knew they were discovered, and prepared for battle by getting out Photon Harmful Pistols (PHP) and aiming them. Wild and Copper drew swords, and looked at the 'bots menacingly. (SP?) Me and Willit quickly ran over to a rock, and under Me's directions, began chipping. BB started throwing random things from his backpack at the 'bots, most of which made no difference. (Toothpaste tubes, pillows, and stuff) He then pulled out something BIG. It was a white horse. BB looked at it oddly, his backpack was getting stranger by the day. Next came a grey and white rabbit with a winged helmet. The rabbit spoke. "I am Brunhilde, a mighty warrior. I shalt now vanquish this scourge upon our land, then depart forthwith." Copper and Angel stood aside, getting ready to watch. Brunhilde mounted the horse, which promply rode at the 'bots. The PHP bullets had no effect on either the horse or the rider, and the 'bots were soon trampled to pieces. Brunhlde then departed. After some time, Copper spoke. "Yes, those things DO provide a good show, don't they?"



Me walked over to the broken Battle 'bots, surveying the wreckage. "Wow, that was quite a spectacle." He reached down, as if to pick something up. Willit rushed at him, shouting "Don't, Me! It might be dangerous!" Unfortunately, he crashed into Me in the process. Willit went rebounding, but Me fell foward onto a PHP gun, still in one piece. The gun shot, and Me rolled off of it, injured. Wild quickly reached for where her emerald usually was, but where was it? Meanwhile, the others were trying to lift Me. "We've got to get him to the nearest village!" "Which is where?" "I see one over there..." They set off, Me being carried and Wild wondering what had happened to her emerald.



Hours later, they reached the gates of the village. They were opened by a rabbit who looked exactly like Me. BB was the first to speak. "Please, our friend Me is injured, we beg sancutary and healing for Me. Not the me me, the him Me." The rabbit was obviously startled. "Which one of you is injured?" Then Copper spoke, calling the rabbit in the doorway Me, as they were indentical in appearance. "The one of us who is injured is Me, Me." "But Mimi can not be injured, for I am Mimi!" "Whatever. Anyway. Our friend Me is injured, Mimi. Me is the one we are carrying." "Why, he looks like me!" "Of course he looks like Me, he IS Me!" "All right, come in."



A while later, Me was in a hospital bed, being tended by Mimi. The rest of the group were eating, while beign introduced to the rest of the inhabitents, who also looked like Me. The rabbit in the middle was doing the talking. "My name is Yumi, I always speak in rhyme, the last time I didn't was in the BC time. You already met Mimi, who has a way with words. She's sweet and helpful, but hangs out with nerds. Over there is Enemy, who shouldn't be judged by his name. His name makes him sound evil, but he's actually tame. And the blue robed one is Enenemie, a water mage of sorts. Though magical he is, he isn't a witch who gives warts. And that one is Windows ME, another mage guy. He open windows between worlds, when he's not feeling too shy. And the last of us is Kickme, a practical joker. While playful and stuff, he's an expert on folk lore. Now if you please, tell us what brought you here. For while mages we have, we do not have a seer." Copper began, but was stopped when Yumi began talking. "My friend, I apoligise for this interruption, but our peaceful tranquiltity is about to have a disruption. Ten robots are coming, with evil intentions. But they are not the true evil, they are merely hench men. It is easy to tell that, if you look at their actions. They fail to act important, and other discriminating factions. To arms, all you rabbits, a battle is near! And when it is over, the rest of your tale shall we hear! "









Whew, that was a long chapter. Back to you, Me. And I don't mean Yumi, but Me. Oh, you know what I mean.