Hey look! Jazz is in the news!

I'm sitting here listening to Jazz Jackrabbit style mod music, too. Nice touch. Reminds me of old times... Wait, what did that lady say about Schmazz Schmackra... I mean Jazz Jackrabbit?

I think this joke news story is trying to say that it is for Jazz, and that the endless slew of Unreal games is kind of mindless, if I interprated the sarcasm and technical terms correctly.... Or did they just say that all epic's games are worthless?