With the way Ducky was screaming, one would think that it was the end of the world.

"Yeesh, she was really attached to that table, wasn't she?" Elias questioned.

"You have no idea," Flash replied. "That was given to her when she moved away from her parents. She's always cherished it, especially after they passed away. To her, that table is more than just a table... it's a reminder of her family."

*Insert sad violin music here*

Elias gulped at that comment. He knew what it was like to have a keepsake of lost loved ones; his medallion was a prime example of this. "At least her parents weren't killed like mine were..." he thought to himself. "That accursed Devan Shell took away nearly everything I had... my friends, my family, my life... it's because of him that I have to live my life like this!"

"Yo, Elias, are you all right? If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were on the verge of shedding tears."

Elias nearly glared at Flash, as if to say "Don't even go there."

"I'm fine, and I do know to a point what Ducky's going through. I, too, know the meaning of pain. I know of what it can do to a person."

A few brief moments passed before he continued. "I also know that if that violin doesn't stop playing REALLY soon, I'm gonna BREAK THE DANG THING!!!"

*End sad violin music*

"Well, that was convenient! Now, how about somebody fixing this table before Ducky completely loses her mind and becomes like Spaz?"

"Why don't you do it, seeing as how you suggested the idea?"

"I'm a mercenary, Flash... not a carpenter! I don't know the first thing about fixing tables!"

"Whatever...."

At that moment...

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Elias FF-- Bob Vila he is not!