Ah, bliss. I remember things like the SciFi Channel's "Caption This!" (Where you fire captions at a current screenshot of the SciFi Channel) or Berkeley Systems's "Get The Picture" (A game where you post captions for a pic and everyone votes on whose is the best)...
"No, you DON'T want to know why we're so happy."
"Gee, thanks, Sue, you not only managed to suck out all the color in the world, but also our cynicism. Are you happy now? BECAUSE WE SURE ARE!"
"FEAR THE PIE SLICE-SHAPED GOUGES IN OUR PUPILS!!!"
"We've taken Sue's ordinary concept of reality and switched it with LSD. Let's see if she can tell the difference."
"A bug. A creature who normally eats plants without a second thought. She wakes up one day to find her world changed. Now the plants are alive. They have faces. Smiling faces. A world where eating plants constitutes murder. What Sue doesn't know is that she fell asleep in her bed only to wake up in the Twilight Zone."
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