One day, a glorious sunny day when the gods smiled upon earth a magical child was born, A young boy named Excabus, he was very smart, by the age of 10 he had hacked every OS on every computer 5 times! He led a wonderful life! Then one day, he discovered a glorious clan named DDL, he found it very enticing that a clan of such power would accept a n00bie in and make him one of their own. but sadly, after JJ2 was lazered and the JCF was spammed, DDL accomplished they're mision and Disbanned! Excabus wasnt sad, yet he wasn't happy! So, he decided to make a new goal, to post on the JCF! (A 1 night thing) Due to Excabus' wonderful 56k he was able to change his IP to escape the evil IP ban. Since Excabus had made sonme mistakes like the 666 spamming, and such, he dropped spam bombs on the peaceful JCF! But now I speak to you today as a new man, of peacefulness and happyness. But, somethng bothers Excabus'! Why do the JJ2 fans h8 excabus so much?!?! :'( Excabus is very sad! So he has set out on a quest to be loved! Cause I am not a animal!

A auto-bigraphy typed in 3rd form by Excabus.