“Foo wantsh Phish!!!”
Acid groaned. “Phish can’t come here right now. I’m sorry.”
“FOO WANTSH PHISHY WISHY!!!”
“You know, Foo, if Phish EVER hears you call him that, he’s going to kill you.
“Well, Phish didn’t hear that, did he, Ashid?” Foo grinned.
“Well, I’m warning you.”
“Foo wantsh Phish!”
“Foo, if you don’t shut up right now-“
Acid’s expression went blank for a moment, as he didn’t know what he would do. “I’ll do something really bad.”
“How bad?”
“REALLY bad.”
“Bad ash in I’m going to kill you bad or bad ash in even worshe?”
“worse.”
“Okay I’ll shut up.” Foo hastily replied.
A nearby zookeeper had heard Foo’s demand. Just as Foo was saying he was shutting up, the zookeeper put down a bucket of fish in the enclosure, and walked away.
The animals stared at the bucket of fish, then burst out laughing.
“Foo wanted Phish, so he got fish!” Joked Acid.
Foo jumped over to the bucket, and selected a nice, big wet one. “Everybody be quiet or I’ll shlap you with a trout!” he joked.
This was more than anyone could stand. Everybody fell over laughing.
Everybody was laughing at the animal’s antics. It seemed that for now, being locked up wouldn’t be THAT bad.

Fawriel looked at Jazz. “So, what’s your plan?”
“I’ve got a certain mercenary in mind…”
Fawriel’s eyes widened. “WHAT? For one thing, she’s going to work for you, for another, you can afford it?!?”
Jazz rolled his eyes. “For one thing, I haven’t contacted her yet, for another, I’m the flippin’ KING OF CARROTUS! Don’t you think that would increase my income slightly?”
Fawriel got the point. “So, er, um, when are you going to contact her?”
“Well, if you’ll excuse me, I will do so now.” Jazz flipped on the telescreen. “Contact: Phantom Eclipse.” The screen showed static for a few seconds, then an image of the starship’s interior appeared. “Come in Phantom Eclipse.”
Coppertop, almost as if she had expected to be contacted, replied, “Phantom eclipse reporting, who is this?”
“This is Jazz Jackrabbit. I have to discuss a job I have for you.”
Coppertop got straight to the point. “What’s in it for me?”
“10,000 carrotian credits in advance, and another 10,000 once you complete the mission.”
Coppertop grinned. “Accepted. What kind of mission is this?”



Well, since 4I Falcon did his part in updating E:JF, I've taken the liberty of updating.
Yay. Sorry about the huge wait, and short section, but I've been very busy -_-
Copper's in! w00t!
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