I'd buy an abacus, and try to program it to play JJ2

And the last days of JJ2 would be Trafton and Derby sitting in an old folks, home with their antique computers, after they have outlived all the other jazzers, telling the youngsters about the good old days of shareware, windows blue screens, 56k, and Jazz Jackrabbit... and walking to school five miles, in the snow, and uphill both ways. Trafton will have JJ2 flashbacks, and Derby will borrow his/her (I don't know) neighbor's stuff, and leave little notes saying "Derby: Content Removal".

Yeah, those content removal puns are going to haunt you the rest of your days.


By the way, where can I get the Sonic the Hedgehog movie? Is it in english?