Pants:

1. Piccolo
2. Spring and FoD
3. Alienator
4. A tripedal microwave named "Insporsia"
5. Merlin

Bacon:

6. AtomicFeline
7. AtomicMouse
8. Fquist
9. AtomicSquirtBottle
10. purplesheep

Ham:

11. Toaster
12. JCF2
13. Beau
14. Stripe
15. Birdman

I miss JJ2 questions...