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Ninja was a violent ninja. One night, he saw a person with an apple that looked tasty. He wanted the apple. He kindly asked the person for it, but the person refused, "No. It's my apple and I payed good money and worked hard for it." Ninja decided to ask again, but getting the same results pulled out a chainsaw. The buzzing sounds and screams echoed through the night. Ninja took the apple, and walked towards the temple of the far north.

Ninja got to the temple, and asked of the supreme master deluxe 2.0, "What will my quest be, master?"
The master replied it will be to use the apple to stick someone with.
Ninja accepted, and got a partner named Slayo.

"We much apple someones sticky!"
"Onward!"

Ninja and Slayo walked towards the town of gruntzville. Opening a persons door, they found a 4 year old child.

"May we apple your sticky?"
"why?!?!?!"
"It's our mission, kid. ;-)"
"no!!! mommy!!!"

Sighing, they walked to the next house. A 14 year old who looked like a 7 year old stepped out. "hi, frends. ;)"
"Hello. We come to stick someone apple. Will you be willing to come with us?"
"Yes, that is of good idea. ;) Let`s of go fetch mine apple from cupbord! ;D"

"No, we already have one, no need."
"Okay, that is of good! Let`s go! ;)"
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