Actually, I'm relieved that it was a hoax. If Epic was going to turn Jazz into a Max Payne clone, I would personally vomit into a box and mail it to their doorstep. Then I'd go back to playing the right and good Jazz Jackrabbit 2.

Max Payne is fun and all. I had a good time with it, but that isn't our bunny.... JJGBA *shudder*