Hey (whoever you are). I am an inactive member of Dark Mercenaries (Clan DM), and have pretty much no idea what is happening inside the clan anymore (because no one really tells me), but at any rate, please allow me to make an attempt at explaining what is going on.

Firstly, the DM clanleaders are Bobby aka Dizzy (e-mail), and EvilMike (e-mail). Please realize that DM, the last time I heard, is not recruiting at the moment, and that we, being an elite clan, generally only accept very good players. We do not take in n00bs, whiners, complainers, and people who try and dislodge our necromantic plans to rule the universe. Also, if you rudely annoy Bobby and EvilMike with "OMG OMG PLZ LET ME INTO DM LOL OMG LOLOLO ROFLOLOL PLZPLZPLZPLZ", you will definitely not be accepted in DM. In fact, if you attempt that sort of persuation, we will blacklist you and banish you to the netherworld, which EvilMike also owns.

Also, DM does not have a website, and probably never will because we own the world anyway. It's not an extremely organized clan in public, but we DO own the world.


Hope that helped.


~VelKasha DM