I was going to post a big reply here... but the computer messed up and I lost all I wrote... here is the gist of it...

Mega Man X5 is better than Jazz Jackrabbit 2.

Jazz Jackrabbit 2 is the best online multiplayer side scroller, but not the best side scroller.

The Game Boy Advance has plenty of side scrollers.

Mega Man X5 is available on PC, so Jazz Jackrabbit 2 isn't the last of the PC side scrollers.

Jazz Jackrabbit for Game Boy Advance sucks, but has a nice multiplayer mode.

They don't hate you, they just have trouble understanding some of the stuff you said.

Oh yeah, and older PC games can be found real cheap at software stores.