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Lay off that darned tree, Unknown, or I'll nail you with a salad fork.
You try to think of something to say. "But I truly think that we were meant for each other," you begin, "you're smart, 1337, cute, and we also have this nifty telepathic connection. Don't you agree?" There's another abnormal silence. You continue, "I mean, it isn't everyone who has a telepathic connection... even if it only works when something shouldn't be able to happen, like my wooden parts not burning when I wa-" you stop suddenly. L33tz4n looks like she's about to say something, but closes her mouth and doesn't. You try to change the subject. "So, want to eat?" you say glancing down at the cake. L33tz4n remains silent, and niether of you are making moves for the forks.
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