You walk into Evil Grandma Conquista's Grocery. It's quite a nice grocery store, with a nice built-in chinese restaurant. Apart from the fact that everyone in there is dressed in evil looking attire and seems to have glowing red eyes. The place has a good assortment of foods, all with modified labels to say things like "Evil Frosted Flakes" or "Evil Bananas". Evil Grandma Conquista is probably the old woman in a black dress seated at the only check out counter.
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