I'd be going soon, so here's a final idea
Remove all the lawyer pieces from the Long name thingy (what I'm going to call it from now) and also remove the tire. put these items in inventory.
Try eating the lawyer pieces: If he could warp, maybe eating his parts would help absorb his powers.
And can I get an idea of the current year it is? The pioneer Project didn't start until around the fifth millenia, where the planet was on it's last legs and a worldwide evacuation was called. That's the pioneer project.
Here's the idea: After Xion got nailed by the ship in the dock, perhaps his harddrive (which I possibly think holds all memories and compressed photon items) went into space, hit a wormhole, and warped into the current (uberbob's) time.
Either that, or the people can not only warp through space, but also through time. O.O
__________________
|