1995
Labratkid discovers the Jazz Jackrabbit 1 demo in the Kids Only section of AOL.
XMAS 1995
Labratkid's sister buys JJ1 and Labratkid ends up hogging it.
Spring 1998
Labratkid buys JJ2 in a store which I'm going to say was Walmart.
1998 - 1999
Labratkid plays single player, makes his own single player levels, and goes to Jazz2city to download them frequently, never knowing you could play online without calling someone on the phone to arrange a game first.
2001
Labratkid gets up his courage and plays online, but times out 30 seconds later. SIHDJKSDFHJKSHFSUX
Early 2002
Labratkid gets a new computer and new Internet, and JJ2 online magically works. Labratkid plays online for about a week before stopping and forgetting about it.
Late 2002
Labratkid makes his return.
Early - mid 2003
Labratkid joins CG, a noob clan.
A couple days later
Ninja convinces me I shouldn't be in CG because it's a noob clan, and I leave.
Mid 2003
Labratkid joins CC.
A month or two later
Labratkid leaves CC.
Mid 2003
Labratkid joins XD.
A week or two later
IronlightCC convinces me XD is about to die, and I should leave so I don't go down with it. He was right.
Late 2003
Labratkid joins TF.

There. The story of me.

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