Joe the Badger part 1;

Joe was a badger who liked to play in the rain. He liked to splash in mud puddles, and smoke pot. He had a huge tail that was not at all soft, and was well admired by everyone. Then one day, his precious tail bumped into something hard and then it became soft, and noone loved him anymore. Everyone said when he walked by, "Haha, his tail is so soft." and the girls laughed at him. He was determined to make it hard again. So he went into this drugstore and asked for some cement. The guy was like, "Idiot, this is a drugstore.", so the poor badger had to find somewhere else. So he snuck onto a brick jobsite and found some, stole it, and put it on his tail and make it extremely hard. He walked by the girls again, and they said, "THAT IDIOT HAS CEMENT ON HIS TAIL."
"Hahaha, what a moron."

Embarassed, hurt, and confused, the badger walked into the rain, and the cement washed off. His tail was covered with the sticky, gluelike substance. "I've got to wash this off, somehow."

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