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You leave the Mind Gate and walk to the hotel. It's a fancy hotel, with lots of fountains and stuff. You walk up to the man behind the counter. "Why is everyone inside?" you ask him.
No sooner do you ask than a loud crashing noise comes from behind you. The door to the building flies off it's hinges, and a very odd looking man walks in. He appears to have robotic legs and arms, and a mechanical eyeglass over one eye. He is clad entirely in black, except for a long tan cape with a texture resembling a waffle. "Good evening, gentlemen!" he says evily, drawing a short black sword. "It would appear as though this is a robbery, so I suggest you comply." Before you can react, he has taken five of your cupons, Pandora's car keys, and your dollar. "Thank you, my comrades!" he says, casually strolling out the door.
The man at the hotel's counter slowly pulls out a gun and fires at him. Faster than lightning, the man spins around, sword drawn, and the bullt flies in two pieces around him. The mighty Wafflelord has just cut a moving bullet in half before your eyes! He then walks out the door and vanishes.
Inventory:
-Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruityflyingfully clotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestrudelire
-Grape
-Wafflepieces
-Snufuss Cloak (big hole in it)
-Druid Robe
-Pearldiver's Knife
-Magic Map
-Bookmark of Eternity
-Book of Gerbil
-Magic Mirror
-Two Marriott Cupons
It's an odd observation, but Jay's arms seem to have more hair than when you last looked in his general direction.
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