Que Passa!!!!
Please note: From this point on, there WILL be pictures. Click the titles to see them...
And now it's time to start the fun:
The Rabbit, The Rock, and the Robot
Chapter 1: A droid in the hand
Dateline: International Owl Stomping Time- Join the fun, take the kids.
Location: Same place we were last time... What did you get lost again?
Eva tried to muster a reply but the most she could say was "Whuaa?"
"Spaz Jackrabbit." Repeated the puck. "We've been scanning this quadrent for his homeworld and we've narrowed his location down to this hemesphere of your planet."
All of a sudden, the puck gave a buzzing sound and a hologram picture of Spaz's head shot out from its side. Above it were the words "Spaz Jackrabbit" and below were details on his hight, weight, and the color of his eyes and fur.
"He looks like this- have you seen him?"
"Urrr..."
"HEY- THAT'S HIM!!! THAT'S HIM!!!"
The puck suddenly took off, knocking Eva off balance in the process, and ran right up to where Jazz was holding Lori the aardvark at bay.
"Oh my Programmer!" Gasped the puck. Jazz, who up until that point had been devoting all his energy to Spaz's welfare, almost lost his grip on Lori's ears.
"Don't worry, pal- the cavalry has arrived!!!" "Huh? What do you..."
Before Jazz had a chance to finish, the puck ran up to one of Lori's legs and pressed itself against her...
ZOOOOORCH
Lori suddenly felt like she got stung by an electric eel or something. So did Jazz. Same with Spaz, who at that point had finally been grabbed by one of his sisters... um... hooves, I guess...
All three of them lite up like a trio of Christmas trees. Eva came in and, seeing the carnage, grabbed the puck by one of his shoes(Rubber doesn't conduct electricity, you know.) and yanked him off.
All three scortched rabbits fell into a heap.
The next thing Lori saw was the small puck standing right in front of her face.
"THAT'S what you get for picking on a friend of the S.O.C.K.E.T.s, Piggy!"
Kick! "YOWCH!"
"YIPE" with the yellow rabbit-turned-aardvarks cry of pain came the pucks cry of fright and it ran and hid behind(What remained of) Spaz.
"Wha... What the heck just happened?" said Jazz, as Eva helped him up.
"Your efforts to save the great Spaz Jackrabbit from this evil swine-lady-thing were commendable."
Jazz groaned and cluched his head. "You mean our SISTER?"
"SISTER?!?" The puck looked at Jazz, then Lori, then back at Jazz again. "Um... Sorry, my data banks on heredity might need a few updates, but I'm just not seeing it..."
Spaz reached over and grabbed the rock in Lori's hoof. Instantly the rock started glowing yellow, and Lori stopped being aardvarky.
"Ooh... um oops?..."
"Forget it..." said Lori "Who are you, and what are you doing here, anyway..."
"My name is S.O.C.K.E.T. 2B. I am the latest member of an elite group of robots known as the Special Order Control Keeping Electronic Team. In laymans terms, I guess you could say we're the cops/mechanics in our galaxy- we mostly patrol the area and make sure everything and everyone is in line.
You see, Spaz helped out my fellow S.O.C.K.E.T. units; 2M, 2R, and 2U about 4 months ago while they were almost lost on a rescue mission to save the planet Bozok... And we learned of what a great hero he was..."
"SPAZ? a GREAT HERO? Heh, I hate to say this about my own brother but he's more along the lines of a living comic rel... MMMMPH...." Lori's witty remark was cut short when Spaz clapped his hand over her mouth
"Anyway" Continued 2B, almost as if he hadn't registered one thing Lori had hinted at "The important thing is a new menace has popped up and we seriously need your help. We're up to our voicechips in G.I.G.O."
"What's the problem?"
"An upity mad scientist known as Dr. Foogle..."
To Be Continued... in Chapter 2:
The trouble with Foogles
(Please note: I might still be a little rusty on the story telling. Please forgive me- it's been a busy last couple of days.
Also I'm currently sorry about Eva's dental work, as she hasn't been able to say much in the story... Anyone got any ideas on how to instantly fix a tranquilized mouth?)