Originally Posted by R.E.G.

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a fairly innocent bystander named Risp. Risp would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he sold his left arm for a skateboard.
Cursed by an ancient mummy, Risp decided to go on an epic quest to find the legendary big pile of money. Ignoring the fact that this story is supposed to be exciting and adventerous, he took a bus. Alas, he couldn't turn the handle on the wooden door that stood in his way. But he got bored and left.

The end?