Originally Posted by Radium

I have developed what I call "Reg", aka "Random Epic Generator". This wonderful program uses 195 lines of error-filled code to randomly create an epic story nearly three paragraphs long. Constructed of obviously premade code pieces, and written entirely in Game Maker 5 (registered version!!!! I spend 15 dollars for you all!!), this program is guarenteed to provide at least four minutes of fun! Simply start the program, select where to save the file, spend forever looking for the file, and read the (-)ed story! Sorry, I would've written something good, but the new JCF color scheme is eating my brain.

http://www.foxmage.com/Reg.exe (~1.something mb. Not worth it)

Example:

Contrary to popular belief, nobody liked a suicidal maniac called 4IFalcon. 4I would've probably ruled the world by now, had he not he sold his left arm for a skateboard.
Seeking to conquer earth, 4I left to go find something. Heroicly, he traveled hundreds of miles upon his horse, Derby, until he was at the enemy castle's gates. A big statue of George Bush stood in his way. However, he suddenly came to the conclusion that he wasn't the one who killed the Romulans! So he left.

End.


I gotta go find something useful to do now.