I won't even read that. My mood is too good.
Don't think I'm a stupid little child that thinks he's a little Superman who does something and it's perfect at once.
It's not my fault you're too blind to see that.
I can very well see what is wrong with the things I do myself, thankyouverymuch.
And no one will care that a lizard and a weasel can't mate in real life, since this is FANTASY, and ALSO, THEY. ARE. HUMAN!. CREATURES! AND THUS HAVE THE FRIKKIN SAME ANATOMY AS WELL AS ORGANS AND ALL THAT! D'OH!
If you'd just once believe me that my "hlaf-hearted excuses" are actually true...