"Finally, something is going my way! Well, sure, I just gave a complete stranger $100, but otherwise, my plans are coming together!"
"A random duck tape and sophisticated bird creatures are part of your plan?"
"Yes! Er, I mean no, but it all works out the same. The duck tape got rid of the taverners, and the birds are giving me the intelligence I need from an army! How is the demolition coming, by the way?"
"Not very well. We have removed all furniture and stuff from the building, but a group of tuf turtles couldn't find out how to use the bulldozers and wrecking balls and..."
"Both the machinery and my offices are rubble now, I presume."
"Well, yes, but at least they didn't destroy half of the offices."
"That's good, then. Go and get the bird leader, tell him to demolish the tavern. I can't trust my own goons anymore..."
"They seemed to be doing well with the construction of the offices..."
"That was mostly the lizards. And lizards are tricky. I can never tell whether any of them are really on my side. I thought I told you to GO!"
"Y-yes, sir!"