Well, I just searched every page of the thread since we were first told about Wafflelord. Here is all I could find:

1. Wafflelord is from Canada.
2. Wafflelord has robotic parts.
3. This is Wafflelord's mind.
4. In Wafflelord's mind, Wafflelord can do anything he likes.
5. The mind gate is the mind of the first person who entered the mind gate last time it wasn't displaying someone else's mind.
6. Wafflelord is faster than a speeding bullet.
7. There is a high probability Wafflelord has four friends.