If anyone needs a quick total review:
Current party is Uberbob, L33tz4n, Araches, Shuriken, and Fawriel. Uberbob is a one-eared rabbit with a robotic arm and leg. L33tz4n is a summoner, and the last of a reptillian species called Minions, also the focus of the contraversial picture with the whip. Araches is a pessimistic (not quite heterosexual) sorcerer who doesn't really like anything. Shuriken is a ninjaish assassin person and Fawriel is the party's healer/seer. As usual, party morale is very low and you don't really talk to eachother much. You are currently in posession of 25 dollars, about fifty feet of rope, your old hook and pegleg, the druid robe, and the pearldiver's knife. You also have some magical items, including the magic mirror (reflects about half magic spells away from Uberbob), the bookmark of eternity (a bookmark that will only move if Uberbob is holding it), and the magic map (lets you teleport between the five main islands). There's also the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitylazerlighty superflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfourseatsestr udelire (Pronounced Third- a- teen- note- eve- in -bet -er -sit -ris -froo -tee -lay -zer - lie -tee -soo -per - fly -ing -full -e -clothed -duct -scrapt -leeg -all -for -seet -ses -stroo -dell -ire), a device that's clearly very powerful, only nobody is quite sure what it does. You've already been to Pandora's Island, currently ruled by the neutral invisible gremlins, New Super Uber Megatropolis, currently protected and sort of ruled by Furious the Monkeyboy, The Isle of Darkness, containing only a mysterious door you can not enter, and Placespot, a small shopping center over mostly abandoned undersea ruins. You have not yet been to Antifoo Island, though have recieved plenty of warnings not to go there. Currently, you are in Upper Placespot. To your north is Chaos Clothing, a small clothing store selling second-hand druidic clothing. To your west is Evil Grandma Conquista's Evil Grocery, a grocery story/Chinese restaurant, also a meeting place of many evil people. Finally, to your East is the Sporting Goods store. There was also some other store, but it was too irrelevant to mention and had no real purpose.
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