Que Passa!!!!

Lydia, oh Lydia,
Say have you met Lydia,
Lydia the ta-a-tooed lady
She has eyes that folks adore
So endecore(sp?)
So even more
so
Lydia oh Lydia
That encyclopidia
Lydia the queen of tattoo
On her back is the battle of waterlou(?)
Beside it the wreck of the hesperous two(?)
And proudly aboveways: the red white and blue...

You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La la la
La la la
Do do do
Do do do

She can give you a veiw of the world in tattoo
If you step... up... and tell-er-where
For a dime you can see
Cantikee(?) or Paris
Or Washington crossing the Dellaware(?)

La la la
La la la
Do do do
Do do do

Lydia oh Lydia
say, have you met Lydia
Lydia the Ta-a-tooed lady
When her muscles start relaxin
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson
Lydia, oh Lydia,
Say have you met Lydia
Lydia the champ of them all
She once swept an admiral clear off his feet
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat
And now the old boys in command of the fleet

For he went and married Lydia...

And from hence on there shall be one stupid song every time I come here until a new picture comes out. You have been warned.
(Please note: I'm sorry if some people think this song as non-tolerable. I heard it on the Muppet show as a child, so I guess if it was ok for them to show, It's ok for me to take a chance...

I'm sorry if its not appropriate. It's a kind of borderline song.)