Whatever. I have officially decided to go with your flow and stuff and to take this a different way.

The spell fires it spins off. It transports through the shield. It shoots towards L_G. It hits him... and the shield, which was slightly distorting it, causes it to bounce off and shatter the controls. The ship is now on Pandomonium Manor, but no-one has any control over it. The door opens, to the suprise of the crewmembers who were trying to hotwire the door open. A creature enters. This creature is a fox, with light blue fur. He steps in, and walks up to Lem_Gambino. He takes out a seal and places it on Lem_Gambino. The stone around the paladin cracks, and breaks away. Mysterious figure uses amplified soft! The fox looks around at all the monsters around him, and holds out his hands. He runs forward, tagging the monsters. As he tags them, they are unsummoned. He holds his hands into the air, and the Interceptor fades away around them and is replaced with a wide, open plain. He draws his sword. His wooden sword.
"My name is Martin Teiamet, magehunter. I was hired by Rspss Fr to beat you. Lucky I had access to a dimensional portal."

Martin Teiamet-
Class: magehunter
*immunity: immune to all spells and psychic powers; passive
*touch: gives target spell and psychic power immunity. destroys any magic weapons, destroys any magic creatures and unsummons summoned creatures
*touchall (overdrive): uses touch on all targets"

And, I had this character before the Third Person Thread even started (hint, hint).

EDIT- Whoops, didn't see your post. This still applies, though.