Sniffing up 'culture' in Amsterdam, hum? Isn't that rather unhealthy for the guests?

Not everyone likes nedercoke ;p

Sightseeing is fine with me if it's combined with some other fun things. We can also go to sightseeing lost boys i guess.

Swimming is fine with me as long as I can stay out of the water, for you know-which-reason. Theme park is fine with me. Bowling doesn't sound right. Beach will be horrid in summer unless we find a very good place. Also hard to reach prolly.

What about canoeing?