You stole that "ultra-suxfoo-1337-ultimate-forever-helluva-boring" from Overlord ;(
I'm only answering the challenging questions I know, I don't have enough time to start counting planets or something, nap.

1. Chris is a redneq
5. Probably it does or you wouldn't ask it
6. Right, left, up, north-west, north-east
7. One way
8. Don't want to count them, but is it really a secret level? It looks like an unfinished level
9. Wat? You mean "is a gem ring the only thing that will not freeze when shot with ice"? If so, no, other events liek the "freeze enemies" can't be frozen either
10. Wat?