"Too bad that forum time doesn't match with game time..."

Imagine that we are now near 9th post after you made a sort of flashback.

Cooba slowly got bored. Waiting for fight at tier 5's choke point with some troops isn't so alluring. He expected something better after Risp gave him chance to join (no offence). "Anyway, it's better to have a buddy instead of foe" - he thought. After few minutes he started to snore along with some soldiers.

He dreamt about a cybernetical structure dressed like a princess. Then Tangent accidentally pressed something and machine turned into electric toothbrusher, which after a second turned into red-furred rabbit which came outside and ate enemy's tanks shaped like a buck-toothed fishes.

Then a bell awake Cooba from dream. He instantly shot out over 20 Waterga bullets to empty space filled with non-existing nothingness=less, because he thought that enemies came. Then a computer voice said:

"Alarm testing. Don't worry doods. Alarm testing. Don't worry doods. Alarm testing... bzzt bzzz kazap" - computer said right after battle mage shot at the big speaker on ceiling.

"Shup and eat your veggies... byaaaaaaawn..."