@ Risp: You won't have that page for long, because I'm about to *dramatic tone* REWRITE THE PAST! *dun dun dun, dramatic reverb*
Yes, I know that sounded corny.

Ignoring the randon thoughts spewed out by Past L_G, Future L_G explains what happened to Beth. "So you see, If I take myself back home in the past, then Strato will have no need to build a Pylon that prohibits dimensional travel, and I can go home. However, I won't exist anymore since I'm from the future, and since I will be sending you and past self back to Animenia, I will have no reason to exist in this particular timeline, since I will already be back home."
"...Phwee?" says a confused Past Beth.
Future L_G smirks. "I know it's confusing," he says, "I can't figure it out myself."
Future L_G looks around. "You two had better get going, or Strato will find us, and it won't be pretty."
Future L_G hands over the Interceptor II Capsule.
"That capsule contains an updated Interceptor," says L_G. "Use it to get home."
'NO! I REFUSE TO LISTEN TO ANYMORE OF YOUR LIES!!!' Past L_G calls out.
Past L_G has gone Insane!
Past L_G uses When the Stuff Happened! Past L_G is no longer Petrified!
Risp loses his Page 16!
Malta has a new hat!
Past L_G gets a Pringle Cannon!
Holding the Pringle Cannon, which is a bazooka painted to look like a Pringles Can; designed to fire massive Pringles at enemies, Past L_G turns to face Future L_G. "Well, this is unexpected," he says.
With a maniacal glint in his eye, Past L_G says, "No one touches my Gatorade! NO ONE!!!"
Before Past L_G can fire, Future L_G uses his hyper-fast speed to fly in and deliver a Vulcan Death Grip to his past self. Past L_G drops his Pringle Cannon into the mucky ocean.
"Micro Machines..." Past L_G mutters. Future L_G shakes his head and says, "He'll be alright," seeing the shocked expression on Beth's face. Future L_G hands Past L_G over to a Whiptail Crow who was part of Beth's platoon.
"Go back to the Shadow Realm, unpack the Interceptor II, and get of here FAST. I bet Strato and his army are- ungh?!"
Future L_G had just been caught in a big hug by Beth, tears welling in her eyes. "I don't want you to leave," she says sadly. "You're different than-"
"No," Future L_G says. "No, I'm the same as my past self, but he hasn't become me yet. Don't worry, I'll be here again." Future L_G hugs her back.
After a few minutes, they let go. Jeanie and her platoon appear nearby through a Shadow Portal. "Beth! What's taking so long to get- oh," she says, seeing Future L_G.
"Well, I guess we'd better go home," continues Jeanie. "But how are there TWO L_Gs???"
"I'll explain later," Beth replies. "We've got to get back, Strato's troops are approaching fast!" She points northeast, where several ships are coming over the mountains.
"But what about this L_G?"
"He'll be gone by the time they get here!"
Jeanie looks at Future L_G, who nods at her. Jeanie sighs and says, "Alright, we're heaing back. But you're packing up the construction site! We worked hard to get that up and running properly!" Beth giggles.
Jeanie opens a portal back to the Shadow Realm. With a last glance, the group enters the portal. It disappears. Future L_G looks over to the approaching Peeps and says, "I hope you're watching this, Strato. Your time has just run out-"
"I DEMAND MY STAR WARS CHESS!!!!" shouts out Past L_G in his sleep through a small crack in the portal. "Oh please, puh-leeze become me soon..." whines Future L_G.