Did you really think I need a hacker? My computer is it's own hacker.

X-I, the core AI for every single computer L_G built, felt someone knocking at her front door. "Who is it?" she asks. A female figure bursts in, holding a video camera. "I need to 'borrow' this for a moment," she says.
Instantly, X-I's security subroutines activated. "HACKER DETECTED. INITIALZING COUTERMEASURES." X-I walks up to the female figure, turns her around, then gives her s swift kick in the behind. She drops the camera, and the hacker program Niz used was deleted. "DELETED!" X-I calls out in Strong Bad's voice. She picks up the camera and reinstalls it. "Just for that, I think I'll hack YOU."
X-I reaches out with her hand, and snake-like tendrils reach out from her fingertips. All of Niz's screens show a spinning smiley face with the words "PHEER TEH MUSCHRUUM" on the bottom. X-I eventually finds the Navicomputer, but it's heavily guarded by *insert Navicomputer defenses here*.