Soldier of Fortune & Seeker of Justice Jazz Jackrabbit... ~JJ1 Manual
"One who will serve in any army..." ~Dictionary.com

"What do you have against RABBITS?" ~Eva, JJ1 Manual. If turtles and rabbits were fighting just a few years ago, wouldn't Eva know about it?

"Besides, there's a really sexy woman involved, and this soldier of fortune stuff gets pretty lonely..." ~Jazz, JJ1 Manual. What happened to Zoe? No mention?

"And you betacha I'll take her, Padre! I do! I do! I do!" ~Jazz, JJ2 manual. If he had already been with Zoe, wouldn't he be a little less reckless here?