Those are not "reviews" on Amazon. Those are the half second works of drunk people.

...in truth, the average review quality these days is a LOT higher than it was back in the early days of J2O. Many of the people who post good reviews on a regular basis, in fact, used to have quite poor average review quality. If we allow short, unsupported things, the users will NOT improve.

...English as a first language is not required. Even Bjarni can post good reviews. Especially because he really cares about J2O and what happens there.