@Risp: BLARG
@Xion: I think Cooba's just messing with you.
@Cooba: Where the SPORK have you been?! You missed a carpload of stuff.

The Interceptor II fires all it's weapons at once! Tentacle takes 143957 HP damage.
Jeanie sends and e-mail to Xion!

Xion-
My name is Jeanie, Second in Command of L_G's Yu-Gi-Oh Monster army. You probably don't know me, but thanks to a future version of L_G, we know stuff about the future. We need your assistance. Take your strongest, fastest ship, and travel to these coordinates: *insert current coordinates here*
We seriously need to get home. Seriously.

In dire need of help,
-Jeanie

Don't bother trying to intercept this message, Risp. It's on an Uber-Closed connection that I bet not even your Cyber-Lords know about.