@Risp: You've got a point there. But since you hate plot devices so much, I don't use them very often. But what the heck.

Beth fires the Ultima Cannon twice! Tentacle takes 38274 HP damage.
Through his intensive research, Jeff upgrades the Noshield to Yesshield!

Yesshield- When activated, it takes the damage from the attack/spell/whatever and hits the target for half of the damage the user took. Only lasts one turn. MP: 10% of attack damage.

Jeff activates the Yesshield!

Jeanie uploads a .MOV file of the fight (with awesome high-speed internet connection) and it plays inside Xion's head through the chip in his ear. "Hope that helps." says Jeanie over the computer. "Uploading coordinates now..."

Jeanie gave the Interceptor II's coordinates to Xion!