Time for a story. *opens up a book*

Long, long ago, a boy named Lem_Gambino was born. His parents were excellent Pokemon trainers, and he wished to become one too. However, he also had a passion for drawing. One day, on his tenth birthday, he left on his Pokemon journey. On his travels, he came across an powerful artifact called the Millenium Pen. It's ancient magic allowed the user to create or destroy anything within his power, and L_G was destined to use it. With is amazing artistic skills, L_G created his own universe, whom he called Animenia. He wanted to create a webcomic-like universe to call his own, and he created an avatar character: a Kirby repaint who was called Newb. They were happy together, until one day L_G used himself as an avatar character. That made Newb mad, so he declared revenge against L_G. He nearly destroyed the universe by stealing L_G's author powers, but a teenage boy that L_G created as main character for the comic, Kamikura, defeated Newb and saved the day. Yay.

To make sure that something like this never happened again, L_G created the Elemental Guardians, immortal beings that each oversee the 16 elements. Atomos, Ju Narr and the Rainbow Angel are a few of them. They were asked to watch over Animenia, while L_G travel other universes on a personal journey.

Unfortunately, Newb was still alive...almost. He came back and went out to find L_G and destroy him once and for all. To get L_G into trouble, he impersonated him (very well, I might add) and arrived into the Jazz Jackrabbit universe to cause random violence. He attacked Strato, and the rest is history. the REAL L_G didn't show up until much later, when he found out the War Taverners were in danger. The real L_G is in another thread, fighting for the safety of the universe, while Newb fights to destroy it. The Elemental Guardians got wind of this and decided to play along, pretending that Newb was L_G, because they knew that L_G would never attack someone without good reason. They are now following Newb around, waiting until the right moment to reveal his true indentity and punish him. Severely.

That pretty much sums it up. *closes book*