@Risp: Blargh. Oh well. The guardians can't be completely destroyed, so they'll come back...after a great long time.

RSPSS FR.exe has commited a fatal error and will be shut down. Reformatting Hard Drive...1% complete.

"Joo foos," says X-I. "I have already taken refuge in Malta's brain! Joo will help meh, or I shall pwn joo!"
Malta/X-I judo chops Xion's neck, knocking him out. "Now to haxor this system..."
X-I spawns a clone, X-I2. "Haxor teh systems," she orders. "Yessss, misssstressss..." X-I2 responds. She escapes out of Malta's nose, and hacks Xion's computer.