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"Places," you tell Smarter Child. He begins to list every country in the world in alphabetical order. Losing interest, you turn to Fooruman. "What were your spells again?"
Fooruman throws his arms up in the air for no apparent reason and lowers his voice dramatically. "My arcane powers allow me to cast a variety of long-forgotten spells. Among these amazing feats are the ability to damage any wooden surface, magically ward away the element of sulfur or the people of Ireland, disable the use of springs made from the substance known as 'paper', break the very molecular bonds of both rubber and screwdrivers, and even the ability to completely invert the color of any lens," he turns his head to the ceiling and lets out an evil warcry that ends in a coughing fit. Losing interest again, you turn back to Smarter Child, who has already reached "Brazil".
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