@Acid: Glitching will come back later. Essentially nobody understands it now.

You walk over to L33tz4n and pat her on the back. "It'll be okay," you tell her, "Faw and I are usually more annoying than this SmarterChild robot."
"Well, I guess you're right," L33tz4n says, "but this guy is pretty headache-inducing. Moreso than you guys." Even you have noticed that conversing with SmarterChild hurts your head and causes you to drool sometimes.
You carefully examine your surroundings again (it seems to be a habit). The walls are made from stone, and perfectly smooth with the exception of more dried blood splattered on them and what appears to be pieces of bone, maybe shards of skulls, buried into the stone like projectiles, as if from some kind of explosion. It's quite disturbing. There doesn't seem to be any exits. You look at SmarterChild. He's about three feet tall, and evidently very strong. He doesn't appear to have any lights on him.
You also check your inventory again. You have your knife, the magic map (which still doesn't appear to be working) your trusty roll of tape, some crushed berries, the vial of Middenite, and, of course, the Thirdeighteennoteevenbettercitrusfruitymanypagedla zerlightysuperflyingfullyclotheductscraptlegalfour seatsestrudelire, which you still don't know how to use.
"We came from Brazil and are going to Poland," you tell SmarterChild, hoping to get any useful response.
"Poland, eh?" the robot begins, "it sounds like an interesting place. AOL 14.5 can give you travel information on Poland and other great places. What pets do you have?"