Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

"Six'o'clock? Oh no! I'm going to be late!" Spaz chortled, falling flat upon his face, picking himself up, and dashing off to Carrotus Castle at breakneck speeds. The guards barely had time to open the front door before Spaz shot inside, up two flights of stairs, through a door, down a hole in the floor, around a random pillar six times, up another flight of stairs, across a long hallway, and straight into his brother.
"Spaz?" asked Jazz shakily, picking himself up for the floor. "Aren't you supposed to be getting ready for the wedding?"
"Aren't you married?" asked Spaz dreamily to a point three feet to the right of Jazz's head.
"No... that's not for an hour. Look at you! You're not even wearing any pants!"
Spaz shrugged helplessly, and burped.
"And look what you did to my new coat! Dust all over it! Oh, Spaz..."