Micheal: "He sounds like a bloody nerd... he sounds like he's trying to be mature that's what nerds sound like. We're the youth not some adult wannabies"

Have you thought of it that it might be his normal way of typing/speaking? Believe it or not but before this modern wired age people, including youths, didn't write in sms/e-mail language. I generally try to write good english with good punctuation on forums and it's not like I'm a nerd..uh..or actually I am, but it's just my writing style.