Que Passa!!!!



I thought I'd just throw caution to the wind a little and continue with the Spaz stories that I had so much fun writing. First, a slight background for those that missed it the first time:

These stories were a responce to a post suggesting bringing back non-wartaverner stories- that is, stories NOT staring US, but rather Jazz and Co. Since I had gotten mad at a bunch of posts insulting Spaz, as well as Jazz, I decided once and for all to show the JMMB Spaz as I saw him: Not just a comic relief sidekick who's constantly overshadowed by his siblings, but as a dedicated- yet modest- future superhero, who just happens to be a little out of it most of the time. It was then that I came up with;

Spaz Saves The World All By Himself With Nothing But Speed, Wits, And A Large Slice Of Cheesecake, and the not yet compleated sequal; The Bozonian Stone.

And now, the summery of both stories:

Spaz is left at home while his sibs and sis-in-law go out on a picnic. After eating all the food in the castle, wrapping a catscradle of wire around his ears, and parking his butt in front of the T.V., he receves through the wires, a distress call. Spaz grabs a piece of cheesecake from the freezer and heads off to the rescue, ultimatly coming in contact with a large battleship which liquidates his airboard and almost kills him. He enters the ship and rescues three droids calling themselves S.O.C.K.E.T. 2M, 2R, and 2U(Who look like a football, basketball, and boomerang respectfully), and they tell him of the Donkongeys plans to destroy the planet of Bozok with a Logic Intencifier Armageddon Ray. After blasting their way through a leagion of guards using S.O.C.K.E.T. 2M's Rubber Poltry gun, Spaz finds that the guy in charge of the whole plan is none other then Jazz's old nemesis: Zoonik(JJ1 the lost eposodes) along with the evil buisnessmonkey: Kong Glomorate(Unrightfully borrowed from Howard the Duck issue #7.) Spaz defeats them both using his speed, wits, and the- now melted- slice of cheesecake, and blows up the L.I.A.R., causing it's effects to backfire on the Donkongey race. The four hero's land on the planet to receive Spaz's reward: A rock. Spaz travels back home to Carrotus just in time to get chewed out by Eva for eating all the food.



A few weeks later, Jazz, Spaz, and Lori find themselves in another one of Devan's illaborate death traps, when Spaz's rock from Bozok starts to glow. Suddenly, the red rabbit teliports outside his bonds, survives several direct hits from Devan's gun without flinching, and knocks the evil turtle out cold. As soon as he realises what he did, he falls into a coma. Back at the castle, the other rabbits start wondering about the stone. Lori touches it, and temporarily turns into an aardvark version of herself.(If you can't imagine it, don't try. I may be the only one who can.) They take it to a father and daughter scientist team and Jazz touches it to show what happens. He goes under a trance, does a little dance and sings a cat food commercial jingle. They leave a piece with the scientists and head home to find that Spaz has maxed out his brothers credit card on B movies from the video store. Jazz blows his top and sends Spaz to return them all, then gets a call from the scientists- Aparently, Lori and Jazz experience really freaky side effects because their personalities aren't quite zainy enought. Spaz gains superpowers when his mind focuses on a certain task, and he goes into a coma when he gets destracted from that task. Meanwhile, Devan has found out about the rocks power(But not, unfortunatly, any of it's drawbacks.) and thinks that it's just what he needs to destroy Jazz once and for all, and take over Carrotus. He sends his henchlizard to capture the Bozonian stone... and Spaz. After a few backfiring rabbit traps, the lizard finally succeeds, and Jazz, Lori, and Eva find that they must now rescue him before Devan figures how to work the thing.

To be resumed... Soon in a war tavern near you...



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"I seem to be the vary personafication of the rage to live- hit me, dunk me, insult me, I'll still hang in there.



-I wonder why."

-Howard the Duck



(RIP William Hanna)