1991> Born ->(three years pass) Download JJ1 Demo ->(four years pass) Go to CompUSA -> Buy JJ2 -> Look at Manual -> Go to www.jazzjackrabbit.com-> Go to Links-> Go to www.jazz2city.com-> (one year has passed since buying JJ2) Go to JMMB-> (probably 5 minutes pass) Register-> (1.25 years pass) JMMB Dies-> Go To J2O ->March 22, 2001-> Go to JCF-> Go to Sleep->(one day passes)->March 23, 2001-> Register for JCF-> 2004