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Radium

JCF Éminence Grise

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Jul 21, 2004, 03:34 PM
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You have learned to cast Bless and Haste. You notice Fooruman dancing around near the door. "Hey, you're a wizard or something. What spells do you know?"
The old wizard slides towards you on his knees and ominously whispers "The extent of my powers is far too vast for your small, chewy mind to comprehend, child! But, being the arcane master of the toaster I am, I shall tell you all I know. I can deal great damage to any surface created from wood; I can ward away the element of sulfur and the people of Ireland; I can disable the use of springs constructed from the material of paper," he stops to breathe for a minute, "I can break the very molecular bonds of both screwdrivers and rubber; and I can even invert the color of ANY lens. Brazil." At this, he resumes dancing.