Get off the ground and stand up
say: "Greetings! I am Shurkien, a ferret ninja. This is L33tz4n, an ex-minion of the snuffus, now just a plain minion. And the idiot in the purple robe over there is Fooruman. We have no clue why he comes along, he just does."
==Point out each person as you introduce them
Say: "And you might be?"
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