You climb off the ground and address the woman. "Greetings. I am Shurkien, ferret blademaiden," you say, almost calling yourself a ninja, "this is L33tz4n, former minion of the Snuffus," you explain, pointing towards L33tz4n. You gesture towards Foruman, "That's Fooruman. I'm not sure why he comes along. And you might be?"
"You, one's old bean, can fie address myself as Mary," she says, "Goodness me! Well I say - you kids butchah fancy you've fie bin through ah waaar!"
"I guess that's somewhat accurate," L33tz4n says, smiling.
The lady laughs and pats L33tz4n on the back. "One was fie about to take ah pew for teah. Shant ye join myself? Absolutely top hole - I have to say."
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