Originally Posted by Iam Canadian

Yes, this has probably been done to death, and I seem to remember creating a topic like this, but topic revival is baaaaad. Anyway, this topic is rather self-explanatory. Make up fake bosses you'd like to have seen in JJ2 and describe them. I'll start it off.

Ninja Turtle:
No, nothing to do with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Anyway, this is a ninja dressed in all black generic ninja garb. He performs short hops toward Jazz or Spaz and throws three shurikens (throwing stars) upon each landing. On every third jump, upon landing, he vanishes in a puff of smoke. Small knives fall from the sky and embed themselves in the floor. They inflict two hearts of damage to Jazz or Spaz if they touch a knife. The knives land approximately two tiles apart from each other and disappear upon the ninja's next second jump. When the ninja's life meter reaches zero, he explodes and darts fly in eight directions. When all the darts fly off screen, the level ends.

Gargoyle boss:
This resembles one of the Medivo gargoyles, with the palette of the Medivo 1 tileset, until the boss is activated. The gargoyle begins to vibrate until shattering, resembling Devan in demon form, except all grey with a glowing green gem in the forehead. The gargoyle's body acts like a ricochet event except the gem, which is the only place damage can be inflicted. The gargoyle flies after you, spewing Bilsy-ish homing fireballs and lashing his long spiked tail. When his energy meter reaches about half, the gem shatters and the grey layer of armour breaks off, revealing a smaller gargoyle which is almost black. The gargoyle fights basically the same way except at about twice the speed. Now the boss can be damaged anywhere on its body. The gargoyle dies like any other boss when his life reaches zero.

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