SEE? I TOLD YOU IT'S ALL REAL! OOOOO

Now, we could write a science book about Jazz Jackrabbit. But there's one thing left. How come all female characters wear clothes but male ones don't even have pants? If Eva is as furry as Jazz (and she most likely is), she doesn't need them at all. She probably sweats in such heat, wearing fur AND clothes. If she sweats, she can't be so much attractive, so... Errrr, where was I? Oh, and Jazz NEVER hurts himself with his own weapon.